Body as Art

So besides appearing in bits and pieces, human figures have been popular decorations for buildings for centuries.

I love this Mesopotamian mash-up that once stood at the gates of a city (I would be impressed if I saw this when I came to a city). It seems to be a man, some sort of winged creature and an ox? It makes me think something is amiss that all cities don’t have city gates anymore. It would keep out the riff-raff.

This is a modern re-creation of an ancient style, a caryatid, which is “a stone carving of a draped female figure used as a pillar to support a Greek or Greek-style building”. I have no idea why this was originally added to this building, but it now graces a pizza parlor.

This is a pretty standard kind of Baroque decoration with both an angel and putti up near the ceiling. It’s gotten rather dusty up there, but it still adds to the magnificence of the building.

This rather sad looking female form is carved into a decidedly uncomfortable position. She is there to hold up the mantlepiece on a fireplace. Only a man would think that this is a good idea for the decoration of a room.

Yes, we’ve finally come to the representation of an ordinary (well not really ordinary) man. It’s the famous explorer of the South pole, and he’s not really part of the building, he is standing there frozen into a purpose built niche to celebrate his activities. It’s too bad that he is mounted into a wall rather than the city gates as he could also inspire awe at the power of the rulers. (Why did he go to the South Pole? Because.)

Body Works

I love this city, there is always some small bit of weirdness about it.

I wonder about the designer of this building. Did he (of course it was designed by a man) look at the plans and think “I really should add some arms to the outside of the building, that’s just what it needs.”

Or what went through the mind of the designer of this window display? “I’m envisioning what a golden cyclops would look like, because this will make passers-by want to come in and purchase things”.

Golden knee high boots also deserve to be placed on a handy (sorry for the pun) pedestal. And I know that now you want them, maybe.

Do ladies still have matching shoes and handbags? And what would the handbag look like waving about from your feet? Well, now it’s possible to visualize this before you buy.

Someone spent a lot of time beading and embroidering these eyeballs so that they might startle the neighbors. I can’t imagine them fitting into one’s home, but perhaps I lack imagination. With so much to choose from, one needs a bit of weirdness to stand out in a crowded city, so I salute these designers. Well done.