{"id":819,"date":"2015-06-03T07:50:54","date_gmt":"2015-06-03T17:20:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/?p=819"},"modified":"2015-07-10T06:11:57","modified_gmt":"2015-07-10T15:41:57","slug":"lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/?p=819","title":{"rendered":"Lost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In her great book of fears and phobias, <em>What I Hate from A to Z<\/em>,\u00a0artist Roz Chast has this wonderful drawing for the fear of being lost.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-824\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map-246x300.jpg\" alt=\"map\" width=\"246\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map-246x300.jpg 246w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map-841x1024.jpg 841w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 246px) 100vw, 246px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>By strange coincidence it is in fact quite similar to the map of Augusta. \u00a0 \u00a0I had a map from Mr. Google that showed me how to reach my hotel.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-821\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map1-300x190.jpg\" alt=\"map1\" width=\"300\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map1-300x190.jpg 300w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map1-1024x648.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>However, the helpful young man at the car rental agency gave me a different route, which he swore was much easier. \u00a0For some unfathomable reason I decided to take his advice, which is how I ended up hopelessly lost in nearby South Carolina. \u00a0 I did stop at a gas station to try and <em>purchase<\/em> a map and of course they no longer sell such things. \u00a0I am old enough to remember\u00a0when gas stations\u00a0<em>gave<\/em>\u00a0away free maps, but in those days gas stations only sold gas and oil, with perhaps a vending machine out front.<\/p>\n<p>Then I come back to the ideas held by the medieval mapmakers, if you don&#8217;t know what is actually in a location, put in either a snake or a sea monster. \u00a0 So here are my maps of the area. \u00a0First up in honor of getting totally lost is South Carolina.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-822\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map2-300x253.jpg\" alt=\"map2\" width=\"300\" height=\"253\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map2-300x253.jpg 300w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map2-1024x862.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map2.jpg 1917w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A kindly policeman showed me how to reach the freeway, otherwise I would be wandering still along nearly identical roads. \u00a0Then there is Georgia.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-823\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map3-266x300.jpg\" alt=\"map3\" width=\"266\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map3-266x300.jpg 266w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map3-907x1024.jpg 907w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/map3.jpg 1686w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 266px) 100vw, 266px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You have to navigate by memory, because the roads change names when they cross another road, and it apparently illegal for a road to go in only one direction. \u00a0For example Gibbs Road becomes Cox Rd. , then turns into Owens Rd. \u00a0What fun. \u00a0But now the way is imprinted in my brain for the next visit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/lost1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-958\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/lost1-300x291.jpg\" alt=\"lost1\" width=\"300\" height=\"291\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/lost1-300x291.jpg 300w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/lost1.jpg 836w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In her great book of fears and phobias, What I Hate from A to Z,\u00a0artist Roz Chast has this wonderful drawing for the fear of being lost. By strange coincidence it is in fact quite similar to the map of Augusta. \u00a0 \u00a0I had a map from Mr. Google that showed me how to reach &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/?p=819\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Lost<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":959,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions\/959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}