{"id":3550,"date":"2019-05-05T04:55:58","date_gmt":"2019-05-05T14:25:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/?p=3550"},"modified":"2019-05-05T04:55:58","modified_gmt":"2019-05-05T14:25:58","slug":"write-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/?p=3550","title":{"rendered":"Write On"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you are reading this, then you have perhaps realized that I am not much of a writer.  Here&#8217;s a small sample:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"877\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/col.smith_-1024x877.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/col.smith_-1024x877.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/col.smith_-300x257.jpg 300w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/col.smith_-768x658.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This picture hangs in a museum.   Underneath the portrait someone composed a poem, in latin no less, about what&#8217;s going on in the picture.   And one is invited to write their interpretation of what&#8217;s going on in  the scene.  And this is what I wrote:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf5-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3552\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf5-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf5-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In spite of all this I had decided to go to the local writers conference to see if I might pick up a few tips.  The speakers were all quite serious, the agents were all quite serious, the editors were all quite serious, the writers were all quite serious, and then there was me.  I like to focus on the peripheral.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"738\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf-738x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3553\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf-738x1024.jpg 738w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf-216x300.jpg 216w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf-768x1066.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 738px) 100vw, 738px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of the coffee urns had this interesting replacement pull (I&#8217;m not sure if is a monster, or perhaps some sort of intergalactic mermaid.)   No one that I showed this to had even noticed it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"846\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf1-846x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3554\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf1-846x1024.jpg 846w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf1-248x300.jpg 248w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf1-768x929.jpg 768w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf1.jpg 1118w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 846px) 100vw, 846px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The parking lots  at this fancy hotel were all down hill, so I did a bit of hiking through the cars. And you know how much I love window stickers.   I&#8217;m sure that this car owner was attending conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf2-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3555\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf2-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf2-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you&#8217;ve ever been to a conference banquet, then you know all about the rubber chicken (I wish to state for the record, that is not my rubber chicken!)   (No offense Floyd).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf3-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf3-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/conf3-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If rubber chickens can come to these things, then surely Pteri would be welcome.  (He is my emotional support dinosaur, so I really should get him a tiny vest).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So did I actually learn anything at this event?  Yes. That I probably will have to keep limping along in my old style, with an eye for the oddities of life.  And that is not all bad, at least from my point of view.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are reading this, then you have perhaps realized that I am not much of a writer. Here&#8217;s a small sample: This picture hangs in a museum. Underneath the portrait someone composed a poem, in latin no less, about what&#8217;s going on in the picture. 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