{"id":34,"date":"2014-06-17T15:27:37","date_gmt":"2014-06-17T15:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flytippings.com.php53-12.ord1-1.websitetestlink.com\/?p=34"},"modified":"2014-10-11T13:59:47","modified_gmt":"2014-10-11T23:29:47","slug":"one-problem-limit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"One Problem Limit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I have had some health problems before and since I went to England. \u00a0But when I went to my doctor he was in a hurry and told me that I only got\u00a0<em>one<\/em> problem, the most recent one. \u00a0 &#8220;One problem&#8221;, I was outraged, I expect value for my money and I always have more than one problem. \u00a0 But then I started thinking about it in the larger context of life.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">When me and my friends were teenagers we talked endlessly about our parents: how stupid they were, expecting us to behave, etc. etc.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">When we were young couples we would talk endlessly about our friends who were still single (definitely an immature state). \u00a0 They needed to grow up and act responsibly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">When friends had children we would talk behind their backs about what brats other friends kids were.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Then there were the career years, didn&#8217;t really talk much about anything except work.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Now I&#8217;ve realized I&#8217;m in the doctor years . \u00a0 Yes those years when every conversation includes bits about the latest problem and the doctors that we see. \u00a0I have my group of doctors that I like and I live in fear that they will retire because some of them are my age. \u00a0When I see a young doctor I always think &#8216;I have fillings in my teeth that are older than them&#8217;. \u00a0&#8220;You&#8217;re only as old as you feel&#8221;, &#8220;50 is the new 40&#8221;, etc. are the lies we tell ourselves to disguise \u00a0the facts of aging.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Then next stage of life is the one where you talk about the funerals that you&#8217;ve been to, and fortunately I&#8217;m not really there yet, although it is fast approaching.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So why did I only get one problem? \u00a0My doctor was being taken to court by one of his ex-wives for more money, so HE had one problem.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">p.s. \u00a0That I got bit by a dog was my problem. \u00a0 And on my next visit I did get more than one problem, so I&#8217;m happy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have had some health problems before and since I went to England. \u00a0But when I went to my doctor he was in a hurry and told me that I only got\u00a0one problem, the most recent one. \u00a0 &#8220;One problem&#8221;, I was outraged, I expect value for my money and I always have more than &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/?p=34\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">One Problem Limit<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}