{"id":3184,"date":"2018-09-07T11:10:30","date_gmt":"2018-09-07T20:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/?p=3184"},"modified":"2018-09-09T10:18:20","modified_gmt":"2018-09-09T19:48:20","slug":"pterror-on-parade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/?p=3184","title":{"rendered":"Pterror on Parade"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Operating on the theory that any photo can be improved by adding a pterodactyl, I had decided that this years&#8217; photographs of the parade should include Pteri.\u00a0 \u00a0There is a certain sameness to every years&#8217; parade, we can only guess at what year the pictures were taken by the changes in the hairstyles of the spectators (although it is easier to guess which photos are from the distant past, they are in black and white).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3185\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade5-300x238.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade5-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade5-768x610.jpg 768w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade5-1024x813.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One can always tell when the parade is going to start (never on time), some sort of police vehicle leads the way with ear-splitting sirens blasting.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3186\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade6-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade6-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade6-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade6-768x770.jpg 768w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade6-1021x1024.jpg 1021w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Shriners are a service organization (made up of mostly old guys) that are an essential part of any parade.\u00a0 \u00a0Besides marching around (or riding, often in tiny cars; as I mentioned they are mostly old guys) they do raise money for a children&#8217;s hospital.\u00a0 On this day one of the old guys fell off the float (he was okay) and this delayed the parade for a bit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3187\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade7-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade7-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade7-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade7-768x765.jpg 768w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade7-1024x1021.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To be a proper parade, there must be floats.\u00a0 \u00a0And a float must have lots of crepe paper, possibly tinsel or glitter, and people throwing candy to the crowd.\u00a0 And I must say, there was a delicious variety of candy on offer (we gave the bits that we didn&#8217;t like to nearby children.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3188\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade8-293x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"293\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade8-293x300.jpg 293w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade8-768x786.jpg 768w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade8-1001x1024.jpg 1001w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because this is a large gathering of people in a sparsely populated area, the politicians were out in force flogging their wares in the hope of securing our votes.\u00a0 In this particular parade anyone who wants to can participate, but, politicians have to pay $100 to be in the parade.\u00a0 \u00a0This thrifty group has the placards of several additional candidates on the truck.\u00a0 \u00a0The main politician is making a big deal out of her maiden name, to show that she is the third generation of this political family to be running for office, (no, apparently we can&#8217;t ever get rid of political families).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3189\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade9-300x282.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade9-300x282.jpg 300w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade9-768x721.jpg 768w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade9-1024x962.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And a parade is as good an excuse as any to ride one&#8217;s horse down the main street.\u00a0 \u00a0There really is no other reason, as there are no businesses in town.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3191\" src=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade10-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade10-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/flytippings.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/parade10-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then it was on to the main business of the day.\u00a0 Free food (courtesy of the cattleman&#8217;s association) and a chance to visit with old friends and former neighbors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Operating on the theory that any photo can be improved by adding a pterodactyl, I had decided that this years&#8217; 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